You know, people are weird. Don't think I'm not talking about people in general. I'm talking about you. Yes you, the person who is reading this. Why do you come to my page for example? I have nothing to show. I'm not artist.

Shall I give you an overview of my statistics?

1,808 pageviews.
11 people watch me.
3.84 pageviews / day.
My most viewed deviation is Ballgag 1D with 96 views.


I've seen wonderful things here on deviantart that didn't even get 50 views and you are wasting your time watching my 'art'?

No wonder we are in a recession.


But, I guess I don't want to disappoint you, so in the near future I'll post some bondage stories. Then at least you have something to do when you accidentally stumble on my page.

The first chapters are finished, but I don't post them yet. First I have to brush up my English a bit. And I have to find someone I can trust to correct all the spelling and grammatical errors without thinking I'm sick.

Of course, I am sick, perverted and much more, but we don't want people to know that, do we?

Hey you? Are you still wasting your time reading this?